cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

(Source: cumtomelove)

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neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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  • Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People: what

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. - princessariel2323 (via perfect)

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joanashino:

F*ck, Im an Adult. A Drama based on a true story.

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

image

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languidity:

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

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